About you…

🧠 You’re intelligent, with a bit more wit than you get credit for

😲 You are deep

😂 You’re obviously lost

💔 You have a kind heart

😏 You like healthy snark and sarcasm

❔ What’d I miss? I’d be so happy to know something you’re proud of or something you dream of doing

why the blog?

🤢 I’m a mental barf bag, hopefully writing will be therapetic for me and amusing for you

💰 I’m madly in love with money and I heard that if you spam affiliate links you get rich really fast

😳 I’m trying hard to embarrass my loved ones

🧠 I’m beginning to forget some places…maybe this will help to slow my demise

🤗 You…I care about you- specifically you- and really hope you can feel that while you’re here. If not, at least you can laugh at me a little…

for the stalkers 👀

For those special few, please accept these wee juicy bits to save you some time and effort:

• almost the lamest dad person you can imagine (please don’t try)
• dark and depressed, but slowly improving since hitting the road
• severe hyperacusis– I’m not its victim but it does define me
• 30s…gonna say that now and then just not find time to update this page moving forward
• 9 lives apparently
• working on year 7 of this “RV with the fam” lifestyle
• 4 friends (including the 3 below)
• 2 thoughtful kids
• 1 kind wife
• 1/2 a brain
• 0 pets finally caved after 7 strong years- we now have a mouse 🐭 couple of mice 🐁🐁 (nvm, they died)